A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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