margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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