Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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