I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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