So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
