i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i think my cat just said my name.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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