I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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