butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Umm I'm too high to move.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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