I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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