I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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