North Korea, Best Korea!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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