You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I need moral support for this bender
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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