love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
