I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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