If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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