I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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