Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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