why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
How external is "for external use only"?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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