everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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