...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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