doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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