There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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