I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My pussy is not your playground.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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