I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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