nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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