He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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