"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
