so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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