How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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