i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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