i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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