I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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