And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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