Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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