at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
