My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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