D3 body, D1 cock
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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