Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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