I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize