I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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