I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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