Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I have post one night stand depression
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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