Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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