what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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