im six kinds of drunk right now
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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