There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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