i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
