I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need to stop coming to work sober
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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