they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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