we're chasing vodka with high fives
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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