So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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