I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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